Black Tumblr Themes

thepridelandss:

im-sooo-changable:

torchy-worchy:

twoandtwentyonebee:

I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.

And so the whole male population is traumatised

Good

(via ouijasexting)

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

image

never seen anything more accurate

(via ouijasexting)

whiteboysinsalmonshorts:


Big and little white boys in salmon shorts roaming around the desert in Egypt

really hoping Imhotep got to them

whiteboysinsalmonshorts:

Big and little white boys in salmon shorts roaming around the desert in Egypt

really hoping Imhotep got to them

Apr 15. 27 Notes.
gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

(Source: four-big-idiots, via kayleighwithbenefits)

stoptheifonly:

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*


I wanna be in politics though so can I wear a mask and strip? I’ll straighten my hair, wear a mask, and pay for college the ol’ fashion way.

stoptheifonly:

lustt-and-luxury:

*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*

I wanna be in politics though so can I wear a mask and strip? I’ll straighten my hair, wear a mask, and pay for college the ol’ fashion way.

(Source: yungcunt, via endlesslykate)

officialtribble:

How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost

(via starredthought)

  • website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
  • me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
  • me:
  • me: wait i'm 20 years old

askfallencas:

watching yourself being replaced by people better than you

image

(Source: askfallencas-archive, via ouijasexting)