I don’t think most cis guys understand what a period is. It isn’t a steady trickle of blood, like if you get a cut on accident. It’s chunks and strings of bloody paste that’s so thick sometimes that it’s black, and the smell is really strong like carnage, and God forbid you have pubic hair cause you have to take ten showers to get it all out.
And so the whole male population is traumatised
Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning
never seen anything more accurate
Big and little white boys in salmon shorts roaming around the desert in Egypt
really hoping Imhotep got to them
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
*makes last minute adjustments to life goals*
I wanna be in politics though so can I wear a mask and strip? I’ll straighten my hair, wear a mask, and pay for college the ol’ fashion way.
How History Books Will Remember The Government Shut Down: A Masterpost
- website: You have to be over the age of 18 to enter this site.
- me: haha lol yeah sure i am *clicks*
- me: wait i'm 20 years old
watching yourself being replaced by people better than you